MAJs gay bikes [she’s in her fitness era]

glad to see we're here for the all hands

sips coffee and flicks the google teams on in meeting room 5

so we were supposed to be entering a wheel sprint this week and now we're started we've discovered some issues we did not factor in, while we're speaking to the relevant people in dev about that we need to be agile.

bang eminates from the speaker as launchpadbois mountain of archival john paul gaultier falls onto their simworks handlebars

we could spend on consultancy to get something off ebay yes, we could also contract out to one of the dev houses to find some rims, this all puts us in a classic "riaz tweet" bind however.

if we're going to pivot this in the useful direction i need some links to the rims, which are less that 415 grams a rim, that i can buy in relatively good condition. i also need a shop who is going to build them with nice spokes for less than £100 all in, sbc is almost double that and finance is already having me lay off the the sticker consultancy i hired.

we can push back the brake product discovery into next month to make room for this extra work but it might require some overtime if we're still going to go live this quarter.

a rustle is heard amongst the awkward silence for people to realise there is something moving in barenecessities framebag, he quickly exscuses himself to peoples disbelief

in the mean time i have contacted our supplier to see if we can possibly make some ammendments to the proposal, and we'll wait for them to reply. we all know how these guys are tho, things don't move fast down in somerset

We'll reconvine when we have more time

we're disturbed by samrensho running in breathless, it's "dick ma'am, he's put another classified ad up.... it's.......it's not relevant to any of your projects but you'll want to admire the prices anyway.. "

alright ladies, get out of here, you have work to be avoiding

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