Does anyone know anything about gardening?

It's easy, buy it now, travel back in time, dig a star shaped hole, fill it with rotting virgin carcases and live fish, plant the tree upside down, water it with dry blood no times per day, but only in the morning when the sun is setting.

Then the hard part of espalliering it begins.

Cast your mind back half a decade and you may recall the saga of my apple tree.

This year it has fruited for the first time!

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