The fall of the Tory party

That statement really is a window into his warped brain, presumably because he doesn't have access to spin doctors any more. After going through Covid assuming the rules didn't apply to him, he now thinks the parliamentary rules shouldn't apply to him. Still hard to find a better summary than that Eton teacher's report who clearly had him sussed right from the start.

Sir Charles Walker: ...there has been a concerted effort to delegitimise the Committee and to call us a kangaroo court. Have you characterised us as a kangaroo court?

Boris Johnson: You can tell by my presence this afternoon, by the seriousness with which I have taken your questions, by my attempts to answer in detail the points you have put to me, how seriously I take you and your Committee and the respect I have for this institution of Parliament.

Statement yesterday:

Boris Johnson: This is the very definition of a kangaroo court.

How is this scumbags honours list even being agreed.

The approvers are scumbags approving scumbags for a scumbag.

I'm trying to work out if unelectable Shaun Bailey being ennobled to the unelected House of Lords is actually masterful satire

In fairness, that's before they decided he mislead parliament.

Totally different situation.

Yes not sure what Sunak gained from letting it through, some sort of deal must have been done around it

MBGA?

Make Brexit Go Away.
I wish.

Make Boris great again!

Make Boris Grift Again, more like

Mate, Boris Grifts Always

The whatsapp messages that incriminate them all won't be going out.

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Bill Cash going https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1667501576687173632

And another https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1667515291692150785

Bill Cash isn't resigning though right? Just not standing at the next GE. (Thankfully)

That Nigel Adams chap is going now and triggering a (third) by election.

Keep them coming!

conservative donor crispin odey steps down from his own firm after allegations of sexual misconduct

anyone connected to the conservative party and the party themselves all seem to be wrong 'uns these days

what is wrong with them all

Unfortunately he is still the main shareholder and has his millions to console him

As soon as we are into electioneering proper. The tories will start leaking stories about labour wrong un's too.

what is wrong with them all

cunts gonna cunt

U ok, hun?

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Whatever you views on Thatcher, comparing a fucking waste like Johnson who sabotaged his own career through incompetence is proper lol.

I guess after backing him so hard dispite his awful polling they've got to do their best at redeeming him.

Seems a balanced piece as Johnson did bestride politics like a tousle haired colossus

You can't spell 'colostomy'.

Or Pinocchio

Where the vetting committee usually waves through the honours list, 8 of Johnson's nominations were rejected on grounds of propriety.