The fall of the Tory party

Johnson gone

Beaten to it

So it seems shredding the evidence wasn’t enough to get him off

I reckon Sunak will try to pin loads on him now. They’ll leak bits linked to unpopular policy decisions and stuff that’s gone wrong.

And fuck right off Johnson

So it seems shredding the evidence wasn’t enough to get him off

In a statement he said: "They have still not produced a shred of evidence that I knowingly or recklessly misled the Commons."

Don't tell him, Pike!

And Rees fucking mogg knighted

Hahahaha!

What a lovely evening it is

(Apart from the honours thing - damn)

Now speculation he goes for Nadine's 25,000 majority seat. What a shitshow

Great timing of the honours an hour before 😆

With this and Trump there's just too much news tonight

'There'll be dancing on the streets of South Ruislip tonight!'

[Zero] Reports of spontaneous street parties in Uxbridge.

Johnson boasting about 'the new Hillingdon hospital'.
It was one of the '40 new hospitals' in the liars guide to politics,
also known as the 2019 Conservative manifesto.
The site might break ground in 2015,
with an estimate of 5-7 years to complete the project.

More MPs resigning chat from political twitter. This is glorious.

Johnson resigning to spend more time with his families

The similarity in the language used by Bojo in his statement to that being used by Trump recently can't be a complete coincidence can it?

'Things have got a lot worse since I was forced out'. 'Politically biased, kangaroo court'. 'I didn't do anything wrong'. 'Conspiracy to force me out'. Etc, etc

Good fucking riddance.

Now let's have a general election and get rid of the cunts completely.

I don't twitter but I look forward to the updates

Is there a list of the honours granted with the crimes committed/scandal associated with each, floating around anywhere?

That was my thought. Just how far is he willing to take it?

His statement is so bitter

That was my thought. Just how far is he willing to take it?

Until the launch of the MBGA campaign! And beyond...

His statement is so bitter

Which makes me smile all the more. It’s a proper temper tantrum.

Johnson and Dorries gone, with maximum recriminations in 3...2...1. Major smear campaign incoming. Small incumbent with moderately tax efficient wife being engulfed by nuclear Brexit fallout.

Lovely night all round, another celebratory Havana Club methinks.

Johnson loyalists like Andrea Jenkyns already putting the boot in. I give Sunak 6 weeks.

This is a good point that I’ve not seen in any reporting so far:

https://twitter.com/drhannahwhite/status/1667288694141624326?s=46&t=2DnJ2sBEA-k-EZnVRZr67w

He wasn’t even half way through the process he has now circumvented.

I'm actually gutted to not see the sack of shit lose his seat in an election

MBGA?
Make Brexit Go Away.
I wish.