Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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Runner gag lol. Stolen.

When did this memes thread just become images of text jokes?

Why is there a gun?

Why is there darts, some ducks and bowling pins more like?!

Ever since blatantly faked Twitter screenshots.

But the runners one was good.

Could be a vet so the gun has anesthetic darts for animals like ducks(?) and the bowling pins are clubs for anesthetising seals, probably.

bowling pins are clubs for anesthetising seals

Nah, they're what shows up on the X-Ray when a very embarrassed patient says "I was setting up a skittles match and I slipped"

I bow to your greater knowledge. Now I think about it you can't club a seal with a butt plug.

I'm sure you can, they'll probably just get angry.

(Not speaking from experience...)

Runner gag lol. Stolen.

Stolen from/by HIGFY too.

butt plug

If it had a been a properly designed butt plug, there would have been no need to visit the hospital

Ghostbusters 2, very good

But Matthews 1st Birthday got better reviews at the time.

Ducks are doves and it's just one of those Google Translate mix ups.

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These are the ones my wife got me. It’s too soon to say whether they help but I think they are.

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I had to deep dive on this

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deep dive

>>>> Crap 'Buzzwords' thread

deep dive into shit

Yep, we have a project manager who always wants deep dive meetings

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Must be on here. Do you have a wrist shot?