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I don't know about you, but I dont generally operate my phone in high pressure situations when it's covered in oil and hot water.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

Is your gas hob under gas and water at high pressure? Do you cook under the earths crust?

For clarity, my induction hob has knobs.
Knobs, imo, are easier to grab and control in high pressure situations and splashed with oil and water.

Wtf are you people cooking and how?

gotta keep it tactile

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Yeah this is true. I hate hate hate the controls on mine.

Oh right - I lived in China for years where the air was basically poison at all times so my bar for "is it dangerous/toxic/lethal" is probably a little skewed.

Spoken like someone that's never tried to turn off an electric hob with touch controls except the glass has got too hot to touch

You broke into my nephews' flat?

I have an induction hob; it is brilliant compared to a normal ceramic hob. But, the changes in heat although instantaneous are a bit like 4 tooth jumps between gears. The touch controls are crap compared to knobs. I used to have a range with propane bottle supply, it was simply better.

Bastard neighbours thread >>>>>>

https://youtu.be/upml_E1Jrug

When you report a motorist for being a twat you are required to keep the original footage just in case the court, prosecution or defence, ask for it. But you never get any feedback to say when the case is done. Which means I've got hundreds of gig of stuff I'm probably never going to need.

The statute of limitations on summary traffic offences is 6 months (offences tried in Magistrates Court). Therefore if there was to be any further action in a higher court, for instance, you would have been informed that you may need to provide the original video. So to be on the safe side anything 7 months or older can be deleted.

Lovely, thanks

The renaming of Killer Whales to Orcas

Are we in Nocino season yet? Mine are a little too little I think.

Why? They're not Whales and their scientific name is Orcinus orca....

Apparently a Sperm Whale is not a whale anymore than the Killer Whale is but they're both cool names. Though Michael Jackson, as far as I know, did not name an album "Sperm".
Edit: His album was Thriller wasn't it? I've let myself down and the forum too.

processionary oak moth caterpillars again. Cunts.

Cetaceans fall into two parvorder; Toothed Whales and Baleen whales.
Sperm Whales are Wahles, they're just Toothed Whales, not Baleen Whales like, for example, a Blue Whale.
There is a subgroup of toothed whales the super-family of Delphinoidea, and then below that they are in a family called Oceanic dolphin; they are, infact the largest, of any dolphins.

Having done a load of reading on the zoological stucture of all Cetaceans this afternoon, I am reminded why I am not a Zoologist as biological ordering is a right pain to wrap you head round.

wait a dolphin is actually a whale? I've been lied to.

Dolphins are actually cunts.

Ok I’m watching to much bullshit on IG
But if I see another reel with the “ooo eeh ooo” song…I’ll I’ll I’ll..just swipe to the next one