I once read that lion shit works to deter cats from using your garden as a litter tray. But A. You have to source the lion shit, and B. You have to have lion shit in your garden instead, which I can't imagine smells of roses.
Get lion. Lion eats cat. Lion shits on neighbour's lawn. Lion eats neighbours.
Problem solved.
@ColinTheBald started
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I once read that lion shit works to deter cats from using your garden as a litter tray. But A. You have to source the lion shit, and B. You have to have lion shit in your garden instead, which I can't imagine smells of roses.