The fall of the Tory party

TBF I assumed it would have been in Kent.

It's an easy mistake to make.

Oh for sure, just surprised he made that mistake.

To be honest, I was too busy chortling at Joseph Gerbils

A nice big corruption story brewing..

https://archive.is/2nkj6

JRM admits voter ID was a gerrymandering attempt but it went wrong and disenfranchised old people who vote Tory.
BBC goes with the story a protestor got on stage and interrupted him.

https://twitter.com/jonsopel/status/1658076536350601216?t=hs_ui-XW2G0at31SVOkz0A&s=19

Oh yeah.
That's been bubbling away in Private Eye for at least 2 months?

The fact 'NatCon 2023' is making any news at all spells bad news for Rishi.
Ghost of Boris is still on haunting manoeuvres.

Ben Houchen was on Twitter saying Private Eye were "propogating lies that we sold a 'valuable' piece of land for £100" and the Private Eye journalist replied with a PDF of the Land Registry deeds that said it was £96.79 excluding VAT

Sounds lit

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National Conservative> NatCon> NatC

Right wing of the Tories seem to be taking cues from Putin's degenerate Western Satanists theory. Spooky coincidence.

Also "white people aren't having enough children", and "cultural Marxism" bingo from Miriam Cates the MP for Penistone

NatC > Nat has herpes?

Imagine!

Really rooting for Braverman in the post-crushing electoral defeat leadership election. She'll keep them unelectable for another election cycle at least.

NatC>nazi?

Poor Nat

Yeah they slammed him in the last issue over this too.
Over that very tweet.

I can’t believe I am now in the “reads private eye to find out what is going on” demographic.

How is this least surprising headline I've ever read?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61264369

You underestimate the stupidity of the British public and the mendacity of our press if you don’t believe there’s an outside chance she could win an election.

If its anything like the SNP mess up here there won't be much made of it.

Dunno if she would.
Badenoch or Mordaunt is the next move I reckon.

I agree but I think the Teeside scandal is an old school corruption case (not unknown in the NE, maybe we'll get a landmark TV series out of it) and the Scottish scandals are linked to something much more sinister.
Anyway this is the Tory thread so let's avoid whataboutery.

I can’t believe I am now in the “reads private eye to find out what is going on” demographic.

I'm in Generation-Pod
My news is all from:

The News Agents
The Bunker
Oh God What Now
Rock and Roll Politics
The New European

and for balance

Conservative Home
Spiked

and for balance

Conservative Home
Spiked

I eat vegetables to stay healthy, and for balance, smash my head into a brick wall once a week

Yup

A brick wall with a spike.

Really feels like that.