Why is it always the big hairy fat guys that perform naked with corks up their anus?
A cork is like the last thing you want up your anus except for a sharp fingernail, surely? It’s a pretty rough thing to push into your anus with its rough, dry, lube-resistingly porous surface finish.
Exactly. Will happily take a sharp fingernail rather than a cork!
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Why is it always the big hairy fat guys that perform naked with corks up their anus?