Royalty

Out on the bike around Epping today I saw less Union Jack bunting than I was expecting but in and amongst what I did see were quite a few flags with the last queen on - were they expecting a resurrection?

And not his brother

Afterparty looked good fun:

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/08/kate-on-the-decks-and-dancing-camilla-how-the-afterparty-may-have-looked-thanks-to-ai-18747985/

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3 days of the same pics in the right leaning press and others

https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/times-front-page-2023-05-09/

Surely an old lizardine portrait can't be selling papers. A juicy story of the Spare and his missus would be more profit making

So who dictates that all the front pages show this shite aka sad eyed old geezer in fancy dress

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If he wants to serve the nation he can start by putting that jewelled stick down and come and empty my dishwasher.

put that jewelled stick down

I'd leave him with the jeweled stick to use for some work on our gutter.

That would be a good expression of his thanks..

(Have some ideas for the orb too)

Spotted by a colleague in the US. Ghost queen is great.

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I thought that was a bottle of chambord in his hand at a glance.

That would spoil the royal Mystique by being both useful and better value for money.

The picture is so fucking stupid, his crown and that big secpter. Fuck off you posh old cunt..

Surely an old lizardine portrait can't be selling papers.

Editors want their knighthood

The pic of Charles and camilla with all the bling on reminds me of the pics people get when on holiday dress up as cowboy / 1920's gangster/ King Queen. Everything looks a bad fit and slightly wrong. It made me laugh when I saw it

Exactly this. All they’re missing is a pint of lager and a fag. He looks like he’s wearing a bowling shirt.

Yes - it's comical. Like they've taken a photo and an app has placed a crown on their head.

It's a bit Snoop x DJ Smashie (or is it Nicey?)

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How many hangers on are there that we pay for? Her name rings a bell but I have no idea who she is but it seems that we pay for police escorts for her.

I hope the elderly woman involved is OK.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65554648

Too many hangers on. Chop 90% of these leeches and there’s still too many.

Her name rings a bell but I have no idea who she is

Edward's beard

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/18/harry-meghan-security-should-properly-stage-managed

i know this is probably a publicity stunt to get the shy and retiring ex royal couple on a front page cause they haven't been there for a few days and they're promoting something ..... but i can't be the only one thinking if they just had a blacked out limo ( i.e. no pictures through the back windows, chill out in the back with a nice bottle of something and some of their fave albums ) and drove at a sensible speed this kind of " near miss " wouldn't happen. the paparazzi will find out where they are staying from general tweets whatsapps facebook twitter instagram messages ... so why try and lose them

just drive sensibly and chill out in the back of your limo you freaks and diana mk.2 won't happen, but then they need the publicity to feel relevant ... so fuck 'em

Not like there's anything else to spend £162m on these days...

As I said to @General_Lucifer on Twitter earlier, every old person I know is obsessed with ensuring they have enough money left to pay for their funeral.

She had enough money for 20 more funerals but chose to not pay for even one of them and also hand all that cash down without any tax being paid.

Cool.

Someone on Reddit quoting it as £6,811 per day of her reign.

Wonder if getting this leech going to Iraq this week was to counteract bad publicity over her unnecessary police escort killing an old lady

https://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2023/0524/1385298-duchess-of-edinburgh/

This is yet another reason why they need to get gone. Anyone else would be in court today and prison Monday