Epic WTF

It's the splashing for me (in the video)
https://amzn.eu/d/aNu5g3w

The song choice is inspired.

to be fair - I do feel compelled to buy some

A moving short that will surely excel at Cannes.

Ordered, in all the colours.

I look forward to seeing your clapback video.

'Scarborough Fair', prancing through wet concrete is the plan.

'I am a Rock', sacheting on some sandstone slabs woud be preferable.

Sashay? I dunno

Depends what was in the sachet.

Robert De Niro welcomes seventh child at 79

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65542079

Obviously losing your dad at a young age is something that can happen to anyone, but usually it's not so pre-determined

In which Socialist utopia is he living? I have also worked in a bike shop and you charge for everything but the use of the pump. Customers being too lazy or incompetent to do those things themselves is most of a typical day's income.

Lel, WAC.

Entitled influencer?

Did he ask permission to use the compressor? What if he had broken it or hurt himself.

Has worked in bike shops, can’t seat a tyre. Bike shops mustn’t have made much money, given all he thinks they should do for the frees.

You get what you pay for etc etc

his old customers seeing his botched handiwork: I'm not paying for that
him: these jobs must be free.

Has worked in bike shops, can’t seat a tyre

Or spell it.

Given the date format I'd think they're US-ian, in which case it is spelled correctly.

Ah I think you’re right. What an abomination!

This definitely seems like the right place for this...

NSFW obviously, although you'll probably be relieved to know you don't actually see the leviathan in question, just a make your own dildo version. Genuinely feel for the guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnC-6LYFpxw&ab_channel=Channel4Documentaries

Genuinely feel for the guy.

Wouldn't need to feel very far.

Grey joggies and 'accidentally' sending dick pics to the group chat?

Guy fucking loves it.

^ problem solved. Don't know what he's on about.