Festival - a total rip off for clueless cnuts

@Skülly will have a fit about this

https://cvhf.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/CVHF_2023_10ppProgramme5.pdf

Can you imagine arriving on site coming up on a load of recreationals and finding this is the line up.

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+£6 to listen to Alan Titchmarsh would certainly set me off

Y u no dredge

Original festivals for cunts thread has been closed.

Ah, so it is

Can you make the title plural please, it's really bothering me because it suggests there's only one festival which is a total rip off for clueless cunts which we all know is not the case.

Ooh here's one
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65480420

It was just about this one festival, though there are other rip off festivals. And was an homage to an old thread by @Skülly

I daren’t click the link. Was it something to do with those pedo-adjacent inbreds pretending they’re ‘just like us’ outside their tiny little modest palace with the teensy garden, which they apparently hate actually?

It’s worse

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Buy the ticket, take the ride

So you started a new thread for a Daily Mail history festival? :P

It’s worse

If you think that's bad, check out this shit:

https://royalreadingroom.uk/the-queens-reading-room-festival-2/

Not one band I've ever heard of.

Judi Dench interviewing William Shakespeare might be good.

From £65 a ticket, seems like a bargain. I wonder what they will chat about?

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^^Love Kathy Burke

She’s looking well!

Here’s your festival

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GJ5KhoLaj/?igsh=d2dqcnRnM3V1b3ox

Leave all the traces

Well that’s my piss boiled for this morning