MAJs gay bikes [she’s in her fitness era]

Happy birthday! It's ace following your bike projects on here, and amazing to read this about what it means.

Just echoing what others have been saying really- thanks for all the ace posts, been following silently for a while. Happy Birthday!

Thank you for your kind words everyone, it means a lot :). Here is to many more years of silly projects and happy birthdays to all of us!

I suppose it’s only fitting to follow this up with some project news, I should have a new one to share in a little bit. Few loose ends to tie, sign offs to be made and negotiations to finalise before it is spoken about in any meaningful capacity, but I’m quite excited.

First proper project we’ll have had here in a while to be honest, we’ve had a few part swaps, tinkers and frame rebuilds over the last year or so, but no real quorn and potatoes. Have my word here tho, this one will be fun….. gay … and almost certainly not to everyone’s tastes.

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Look forward to this. I'm almost 20 years older than you and my birthday has been spent dropping pills for toothache... Your earlier post resonated strongly with me.
Belated happy birthday..

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^ Sorry, that looks like the world's smallest cake. Happy birthday.

my birthday has been spent dropping pills

oh how times have changed.

If it's gonna be fun, and gay, it doesn't matter if it's not to everyone's tastes, as long as it's to yours, and from past projects in here, I for one, am very much looking forward to seeing it take shape.

Maybe if I could articulate like @Maj it would be cathartic. Think I'm way too basic for that though.

Happy birthday @Maj you fucking massive bike nerd.

As others have said, thank you for sharing and here’s to a great birthday!!!

a belated happy birthday!
I admire your ability to put thoughts into words like that

will be moving the 1x1 frame and wheels on when i've got a free minute to strip it. if people are interest feel free to voice interested it might motivate me to do it quicker, you'll need to pick up from norf lahndahn tho.

ever moving line of projects etcetc, good things to come.

woah woah waohhhhh

I thought the 1x1 was a true keeper, hopefully something similar is replacing this?

wiggling eyebrows suggestively

I think the 1x1 was heteroflexible, she's replacing it with something really gay.

@Maj @Belagerent I damn hope so.

Is it this? Perfect for everything, from the commute to the pump track.

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i'm under a STRICT nda i could not possibly confirm or deny if the next project is a 300mm downhill commute machine

my lawyer has the following statement for release as there are some rumours circulating

"My client is under strict NDA over the release of details for the new project, she will not be confirming or denying any features of of the bike, nor will I be on her behalf.

These features include, but are not limeted too

Wheel size
Tyre Size
Number of mounts
Braking System
Number of, or lack of gears
Tubing profiles
Mudguard compatability
Headset standard
Where it falls on the Kinsey scale

However, it is important at this time that we clear up some misinformation ciriculating in the community due to the release of imagery featuring a small australian mamal, specifically a Wombat which is commonly associated with producs by Crust Bikes. The project in question will not be holding any relationship to Crust Bikes, or any Crust Bikes subsidery. We have been asked to clear this up by Crust Bikes due to the fears their brand would be linked to this project and cause confusion for their customers. their representitive wanted us to make it clear they are not providing any frames, sponsered or purchased for this, nor do they want to be associated with British people. They understand, much like their customers, the person (my client) at the heart of these rumours sells their bikes as quickly as any of their customers and has a penchant for expensive Japanese pedals, but this alone does not tie them together.

I hope this statement clears these rumours up, we will not be commenting further "

Will it have two wheels?

My guess is 36" unicycle or 27" trike

My money’s on a rickshaw.

Stridsland Beachcomber ?

Oooooh. Let's see if there is a huge press release stating it "isn't" that.