British Cycling being embarassing, obsequious idiots ...

Here we go:

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/about/article/20230504-about-bc-static-New-framework-introduced-to-unleash-new-generation-of-coaches-0

For existing coaches:

We are looking in the future to move towards a continuing professional development model
where you may be required to undertake further training to stay valid.

Translated: we'll be charging you more to be able to coach.

I'm close to being done with it tbh.