Royalty

Coronation Street

Wasn't that a song by The Cure?

Princess Anne on tv “A reduced monarchy would not be a good thing from where I stand”.
Yeah she doesn’t want Chuck cutting off her gravy train.

Exactly, another fuckin grifter.

I guess the monarchy have remained largely untouchable in the media for so long

Spitting Image was consistently rude about them, but that was a long time ago.

"A reduced beer fridge would not be a good thing from where I stand"
-hippy, 10pm News

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65464885

A controlled explosion has taken place and a man was arrested outside Buckingham Palace after throwing suspected shotgun cartridges into palace grounds, police said.

throwing suspected shotgun cartridges

As assassination attempts go, about as effective as posting them a bottle of aspirin.

The wife of a colleague who is employed full time has to work, her company is not giving them a paid bank holiday.

Report them to the Daily Mail, they'll grant the BH on pain of being labelled traitors to God's anointed on the front page.

Don’t give them ideas!

Although the irony of a ‘cancelled company’ list in the Mail would be great.

My two neighbours are displaying their love for the King. I asked the nearest one if he was in distress as his flag was upside down. I couldn't be arsed to tell the other one. If you're going to virtue signal at least get it right.

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Likely just looking to disrupt any party times by having the place shut down when they found them further down the line. Although, that would require no one knowing you'd thrown them over in the first place. We did a day with the sniffer dogs in the grounds there and the handlers said people would chuck stuff like that over to either collect at a later date when they were in or to cause disruption when it was found later. Imagine a garden party being cancelled because they'd found a suspicious package in the bushes during a morning search or something.

The number of unionists/loyalists back home who make the same mistake...

mini_com came home from the childminder's with a finger painted union flag yesterday. I know their intentions are good, but it triggered shitty flashbacks of being lined up along some pavement in mid-July being deafened by a lambeg.

Send her in tomorrow with full tricolor facepaint.

Surely there must be plenty of people scheduled to be at their desk at the Daily Mail on Monday?

Beautiful!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJumcaKq/

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Unfortunately only a one off

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Most of the bunting around East Han town Hall and Central Park to my eye seem to have union flag displayed upside down if I’m reading it from the street from left to right. Maybe I’m being too critical, maybe I’m wrong, or should not give a toss.

https://twitter.com/edwinhayward/status/1655114477598040064

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There was too much God this and God that blethering in the church.
Next coronation Disney should provide animatronic angels to fly around blowing trumpets.
God’s chosen one and all that.

“Highlighting King Charles' achievements over the last 50 years, William said: "Pa, we are all so proud of you."”

Remind me of those achievements again

Living longer than his mum.