Have we had the wooden carpet gripper yet?
Fuck me, deadlier than barbed wire, breaks into millions of death splinters, leaves nails lodged in the floorboards and then on stairs it’s flat and vertical, then you step on a stray piece
Get
To
Fuck
I’m very much an I’d rather do it myself kind of person when it comes to house stuff, but anything that involves those bastards and I’m paying a person instead.
Have we had the wooden carpet gripper yet?
Fuck me, deadlier than barbed wire, breaks into millions of death splinters, leaves nails lodged in the floorboards and then on stairs it’s flat and vertical, then you step on a stray piece
Get
To
Fuck