I hate

Cunts that allow their dogs to wander about on their stretchy leads on my front garden. It is open plan, so to speak, but it is my fucking garden and they can fuck right off.
If they don't conform I'm setting my dog on them.

Marathon day.

Eat all the snickers in protest

Very good ( took me a minute ).

The terrifying dachshund? Lol

Fuck yeah!

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That fucking doberman needs muzzling.

It's the K9 equivalent of a PCSO.

Sorry to hear that, stranger. It’s not easy times. I hope you’re able to find the outlet or support to feel better.

Fucking Sram, shifting like the most expensive poop I've ever seen

Shops that only allow you to scan their loyalty card at a particular point in the transaction

Awww :)

Shops that only allow you to scan their loyalty card at a particular point in the transaction

Its usually at the point of payment - the end of scanning all your stuff isn't it ?
What other point would you like to scan your loyalty card ?

In today's case it was after scanning everything and going to the checkout screen but before choosing payment method. You had to press an on screen button to say you were about to scan your loyalty card.

The typical supermarket scanner will let you swipe your loyalty card at anytime and doesn't need telling that is what you are doing.

^Niche hate.

Related hate could be those self serve tills that have cameras and little screens revealing yourself in unwanted close up, displaying how gaunt, haggard and empty you look.

The ones in b and q helpfully put your face in a big red box..... Just to attract the attention of everybody who can see the screen!!

One day I'll send a subject access request for the footage

Car dealerships, and everything to do with them.

It's not really a hate, but people who walk slowly. How do they get anything done? I don't expect London Shoulders(TM), but let's try to make progress eh?

Now for a hate... people who stand in front of train station gates, looking for their ticket/Oyster/card or trying to make their Fucking Apple Watch work. That is astronomical levels of lack of awareness.

Even better is people doing at the top/bottom of an escalator.

I saw a proper pile-up at the bottom of the escalator at Victoria once. Someone with a suitcase stepped off the escalator, took one step forwards and stopped. The person behind her had nowhere to go and went straight over her. Then the escalator just kept feeding people into the pile.

Textbook

Appreciate all of the comments here.
Sleep routine is going well. Coffee/caffiene routine not so much 😅

Have we had the wooden carpet gripper yet?
Fuck me, deadlier than barbed wire, breaks into millions of death splinters, leaves nails lodged in the floorboards and then on stairs it’s flat and vertical, then you step on a stray piece
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