Epic fail

Her sister is my mate's neighbour - the runner's a GP who isn't bright enough to realise you don't jump in a car when you're wearing a tracking chip. Wouldn't want her diagnosing me if I had anything serious.

Also, having done a bit of ultrarunning and ultra-tri, it amazes me how ready people are to cheat - and risk their reputation in the sport and outside - when all that's on the line is a small trophy.