I hate

😂

...just when the new season of COD has loaded. I played all of 10 minutes last night.

Oh fuck, moaning on here helped, its back 🎊

People on planes. Something about plane travel brings out the worst in a large part of the population.

Church of bacon is available in the USA, and yes vegan bacon is also fine ;)

Pre flight alcohol

You hate that?
Sometimes it's my only method of survival

No it was in reply to Atz but crossed in the post

Personally I blame all of the reply function hater(s)

All the delivery stuff that exists now. I can’t even pop to my corner shop without some bloke on a scooter coming in, jumping the queue and picking up a couple of bottles of alcohol (I assume) anymore.

Why are you going to the shop when you could get someone to deliver the things to you?

I remember going into a fast food place a while back. We needed to feed the kids quickly so opted for an empty one rather than going home or grabbing snacks. There were only a handful of people in the restaurant but an almost relentless stream of couriers kept coming through the door. It took forever.

I still get some small amounts of joy from leaving my house.

There's a few takeaway places near me that I won't go to anymore after having to sit drunk for a frustrating amount of time for my order to be done because of the number of online orders that are being churned out and sitting on the counter waiting to be picked up. The food must be shite by the time it's delivered.

Most of it is shite when fresh, no?

Find better reasons to leave the house than to grab a takeaway. Have you considered music, film, art, socialising, exercising?

The takeaways are generally after I've had a nice time taking in music, film, art, socialising, exercising. The corner shop was to get a bottle of pop as I fancied one whilst I was having a wander at lunch.

Still warm at least, and I am quite a kebab fan though fortunately my preferred kebab shop doesn't appear to offer delivery.

People sucking their fingers whilst eating crisps

People sucking your fingers whilst eating crisps

That time between the plane landing and getting off the plane. Never am I more angry than during that 5 minutes, even if I'm not in a hurry. If you are in front of me and hesitate even momentarily then help me god.

No idea why and probably should calm down

I’m good with that. It gives me chance to gather my stuff from the cubby holes around the seat bed thingy. I do like a lazy casual glance back at the people in seats waiting for me to move my fat arse before they are allowed to move forward.

Fucking dog owners. If you're not letting your stupid mutt shit somewhere and not picking it up, then you're picking it up and leaving the bag behind, and if you're not doing any of that then you're letting your dog roam free off the lead in a fucking nature reserve where every entrance has a big sign saying 'Keep your dog on a fucking lead because there are rare animals in this area and your asshole dog will fucking kill them' because apparently decency and rules don't apply to you.

Fucking dog owners. If you're not letting your stupid mutt shit somewhere and not picking it up, then you're picking it up and leaving the bag behind

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and this (from basturd neighbours ...

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Were you on a flight from Singapore the other day? Some bloke yelling at me to move forward when there was about 20cm between me and the next person in the line. Bit later on I saw him having a very heated (on his side) argument with a nonplussed Swiss immigration official. Karmic reward.