I just don't understand whether these articles are some kind of self referential ironic commentary on guardian readers or just basic bitch lifestyle content. Either way, they're shit and not funny.
See also the guy who writes vapid stuff about his family in the bucolic home counties, Tim Dowling.
Another compelling headline from the undisputed king of middle-aged banality:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/apr/13/do-you-suffer-from-shop-blindness-ive-struggled-to-locate-coconut-milk-for-years