I just don't understand whether these articles are some kind of self referential ironic commentary on guardian readers or just basic bitch lifestyle content. Either way, they're shit and not funny.
See also the guy who writes vapid stuff about his family in the bucolic home counties, Tim Dowling.
Treat yourself to a Wests one thursday.
if we amble down the Acton Swan,
you will most probably be able to confront him in person.
[Also he's married to the editor, so I presume this 'column' pays for the
weekly Waitrose shop?]
Another compelling headline from the undisputed king of middle-aged banality:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/apr/13/do-you-suffer-from-shop-blindness-ive-struggled-to-locate-coconut-milk-for-years