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Tottenham's stuffed to the gunwhales with evangelical churches, usually in old commercial premises
I accidentally broke into one of these once, whilst looking for a venue for a rave. Looked for all the world like an abandoned warehouse from the outside but inside it was all church.
Stole two litres of Pepsi from a fridge and fucked off.
Eejit
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Tottenham's stuffed to the gunwhales with evangelical churches, usually in old commercial premises. They usually have names of the form "Church of the Verbing Noun"... Church of the Anointing Hands, Church of the Ascending Lord, Church of the Shining Truth" and suchlike
Being mature adults, we amuse ourselves inventing surreal and inappropriate ones like Church of the Shuddering Jelly, or Church of the Demanding Donation