Just get a child, they don't fill any of those requirements but they're bloody hard to ignore
Got 3 of the fuckers :( This is so I can sneak out for an early ride weekend without waking any of them up!
Alarm on your garmin? Set it to vibrate only. Mind you, it did used to make me jump so much that I woke the missus which wasn't always appreciated...
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Just get a child, they don't fill any of those requirements but they're bloody hard to ignore