The fall of the Tory party

have you guys ever had morphine?

It's hard enough to get proper codeine, as opposed to those crappy substitutes that make you constipated and bloated and don't do much to actually relieve pain. Back when I was knocked off my bike by an Ocado delivery van, the hospital gave me a huge box of proper codeine. Only needed a few pills to get through the week, but that box was my most treasured possession for the next year or so.