The fall of the Tory party

Pfft, have you guys ever had morphine?! I can see why people like heroin so much

Had it when I had kidney stones, it was the only pain relief that touched the sides.

Fuck yes, I had it in hospital once and was tripping so much I thought I was in a tent camping.

My wife had a similar experience when she took it in hospital, she thought there was a well behaved small child opposite. She commented how well behaved it was and they hadn't moved for ages - it was a plastic bag.

Had a dose years ago, spent the afternoon and evening sprawled on the sofa blissed out beyond belief.

Made me vomit for two days. Felt nice in between though, at least at the start.

have you guys ever had morphine?

It's hard enough to get proper codeine, as opposed to those crappy substitutes that make you constipated and bloated and don't do much to actually relieve pain. Back when I was knocked off my bike by an Ocado delivery van, the hospital gave me a huge box of proper codeine. Only needed a few pills to get through the week, but that box was my most treasured possession for the next year or so.

Pfft, have you guys ever had morphine?! I can see why people like heroin so much

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