Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
'Cause when you're laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you called your dad he could stop it all, yeah
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Wear the merch from Lidl
But still you'll never get it right
'Cause when you're laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
You know you can actually afford to shop in Waitrose
The Aldi/Lidl merch our smacks of middle class people wanting to look like the ‘Common people’ no? Am I taking it too seriously?