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My dad fucking loves talking and will talk to anyone. So often invites them in, especially if it's nice weather and he's in the garden.
He studied history, etymology and language and is into theology. His favourite topic with them is quizzing the reliability of their version of the Bible given it is translated.
I remember one time them leaving a bit quickly after the younger one started getting too interested and asking my dad too many questions.
Religious door knockers.
I just had a father/daughter pair from a well known door to door group come to my door. Before they started their schtick I told them a story about one of their Fellow members I used to work with.
He was constantly preaching to us in their condescending manner and thought he was infinitely superior. Then one day his 18 year old daughter gets pregnant. So he kicked her out. She came home from school and all her belongings were on the front step. He wouldn't even let her in the house.
How do I know this?
Because he was so proud of himself for doing it that he told all of us at work.
His daughter tried calling our boss to talk to him and he wouldn't even talk to her on the phone.
Nothing says "Christian" like kicking a pregnant teenage girl out into the street.
So I told today's doorknocker daughter this story. The father called me a liar but I hope I planted a seed of doubt.