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  • Chop the tree down, and out in a concrete hard standing for a landrover evoque.

    amidoinitright?

  • Chop the tree down, and out in a concrete hard standing for a landrover evoque.

    You forgot to burn it, whilst still wet and with a high water and sap content, for maximum pollution. Maybe add some coal to create some acids.

  • Mattresses are good burning. A neighbour did that recently, about 10 people immediately turned up outside their front door to check they weren't in any trouble after seeing the plumes of thick black smoke, and they leant out the top window to explain 'it's only a couple of mattresses in the back garden, I didn't think they'd do this!'

    This is in back to back terraces.

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