Apart from the fact that we're meant to believe that a professional journalist doesn't know that the Sunday Sport makes this shit up. Turns the column into a humblebrag that he is actually offbeat sexy.
Come on, Chiles needs something to write about. He can't keep putting out articles about how he saw a tomato on a shelf once or how he realised his knees now creak
Apart from the fact that we're meant to believe that a professional journalist doesn't know that the Sunday Sport makes this shit up. Turns the column into a humblebrag that he is actually offbeat sexy.
SS story is funny in isolation though.