Apart from the fact that we're meant to believe that a professional journalist doesn't know that the Sunday Sport makes this shit up. Turns the column into a humblebrag that he is actually offbeat sexy.
A good few years ago I worked with a bloke whose mate worked for the Sunday Sport. When a fella was retiring or big birthday, marrying or the such for a few quid he would drop their name in to an article.
It was quite amusing.
Come on, Chiles needs something to write about. He can't keep putting out articles about how he saw a tomato on a shelf once or how he realised his knees now creak
That. Is. Funny.