Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Sad to see, although I'm a fan on the hanging basket mounted on the back.

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Downtube beer keg?

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Yikes.

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'Expensive bikes disguised as ali express'

Nobody riding that thing needs a powermeter.

Yep. How much better would it look with early 10s Campy on it... MGoOF is over.

£170 with the Audi steering wheel or £130 without

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All of these reactions at once

I wonder if the airbag is still live?

Who needs that much water?

Who needs that much water?

Anybody going out for most of a day in warm weather. 4 big bottles is 3l, the same as the big CamelBak

i hope the rider has a suitably matching outfit

The Cannondale lettering is really getting to me for some reason.

Nah, I just drink a litre n a bit and spend the next week pissing orange and chasing my hydration back.

Like a real athlete.

They are clearly not for water but for air. They are flotation tanks so he can ride through lakes.

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You've missed the best photo!

He bought a set of 55cm alloy handlebars from Amazon. He then had a friend cut them down to 25cm across the tops and weld them back together.

The chap guy who wrote the article said Rane's a very entertaining guy who really knows his (speciality) onions.

My goodness. I guess having a bike that ugly is as good an incentive to be super fast as any. Nobody can see (and judge) you if you're smashing it along.

That frameset could be so good though

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I like that this design choice guarantees that either your top tube or your fork is covered in a Hungarian flag.