Crap 'Buzzwords'

That’s been raised before, I’ll circle back with the links when I find the thread.

#triggered

On a conference call right now and one of the lawyers had just asked "have we rolled the pitch for their expectations?"

^what did that mean.

I suppose he meant had we explained what we wanted and cleared up any misunderstandings or misconceptions in advance so that the senior bod could sign off our request

‘mobility hub’

As in, a railway station?

Yep

Heavy or light roller?

Steam or hand-pulled?

Work in sales and made a sale? Ha, you noob. You need to crush the sale. CRUSH IT.

Ugh! See also hyperbolic language wrt job advertisements, we need 'rockstars'... to stack shelves, ffs

Stella Street.

Rep.

Getting a lot of sick in my mouth at people ‘leaning into’ things that aren’t inanimate objects. Usually some sort of ‘thought leadership’ ‘pillar’.

As in the fight-lager?
Is a kind of meeting cage battle?
Management via trial by combat?

Cash n carry 🎶

https://youtu.be/VTCSzP6dmmo

'Ping'

Christ I hate 'ping me a message', 'I'll ping you an email'

‘pillar’.

Yea, fuck off!!! And 'Silo'

We are drowning in this shit at the moment

'Onboarding' ???

‘charismatic enchantment’

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Pinned for the moodboard

So much goodness.

Ping'

Christ I hate 'ping me a message', 'I'll ping you an email'

Another one of those limp words to hide that fact that they're about to dump a load of work on your lap. We have someone here who often wants to 'scoot through' a few topics with you. You mean 'fob off', right?

Have we also had ‘off boarding’ already?
What a fun day I’m having Working From Work

Have you lot really just come across onboarding and offboarding? I moved on to JML years ago.

I came across it a couple of years ago, the company I work for have just started using it. These words/phrases are like diseases that spread.