Football

They had a nice party on Trafalgar Square though. Pillocks.

Was in a pub on Chancery Lane on Saturday afternoon, and was wearing a retro Zidane/Juventus* top. Caught a traveling Newcastle supporter’s eye and he thought I was also a Newcastle supporter. Explained I was actually a United supporter.

Then he clocked my accent (Yorkshire) and gave me the third degree on who I should and shouldn’t be supporting.

Then a Notts County supporter shows up and shouts "eyy uuppp Zidane's here!"