• When I said that I wanted the worktop to be 98cm at the surface, one of them asked "What about when you want to sell the house?"

    Uh, I dunno, maybe the people that buy it can drop 5 figures on their own fucking kitchen that is made for them?

  • My parents had a kitchen put in 30 years ago that has higher than average work surfaces as we are a tall family. It's bloody brilliant. I foolishly married a short person so I'm now stuck with bending over when cooking.

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