Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Which class is the best class?

First class, obviously. The clue is in the name.

Gold club is middle middle with pretensions of more. Superannuated ‘loadsamoney’ types left over from the Thatcher years who softened the Estuary accents when they wanted to get the kids into the local private school.

Sounds like lower middle to me. And trust me, the acoustics are awfully good from up here.

If I lived in London, that would be our second car 100%.

Fair enough.

Is it possible to acquire a 912 for 30k?

I picked up four big bags of Snyder's buffalo pretzel pieces in Cancun airport last week. They were pricey because airport tax and they were imported from the US. I regret nothing.

Haha, I made it in here for my £8 snack buying. :D

Almost a double entry there :)

which they later sold for well over twice what they paid. It’s set them for life.

You hadn't tasted it obviously!

I am a wealthy woman looking for a person of good character

Bonne Maman

We have tiles in our vestibule

Is pretty much the French equivalent to Robertson’s jam. Hardly that exciting.

golliwogs is surely pure GC

Probably is Robertson's but a GC member would almost definitely refer to it as Bonne Maman

Anyone who knows what brand of jam they're eating belongs in here.

🤣

I wasn't talking about jam.

Fair. More straight up middle class than GC. Although the Intense strawberry was quite tasty.

I’m more of a Dukes Hill Wiltshire ham kind of guy tbh.

If you're calling it "jam", you're not golf club. It's preserve, please.

some new Chinos

£2k curtains.

That's time-rich bragging rights

So the un and under-employed are eligible for golf club membership now? I can't keep up!