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Time to spare? What, after you are done with going for a pee three times as often as you used to, going back upstairs again for the thing you forgot last time you went upstairs (- again cos you forgot the first time) and spending three times as long putting your shoes on cos they get harder and harder to reach every day.
Oh, and nose and ear hair grows faster than bamboo.
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That does the job while you’re brushing your teeth?
I thought the whole idea of middle age was you had time to spare (well, to spare aside from quietly fuming at the world)
This sounds like a time-saving device
Mind you, it would be useful
I could be shouting at the radio instead of wielding tweezers