The middle aged thread

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kl

The epitome of middle age is Adrian Chiles, England's dullest man. These are real, actual headlines to some of his articles that he is paid real, actual money to write:

Cheddar and stout?! Salted caramel?! This messing with hot cross buns has to stop

Thanks to you, my glasses no longer slip down my nose. If only it didn’t hurt too much to wear them

Stuck in a post office queue, all I could think about was how much I hate self-checkouts

A touch-screen fridge? A seven-blade razor? Why is everything suddenly so complicated?

https://www.theguardian.com/profile/adrian-chiles

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Ben689908 in reply to @kl

I've stopped wearing my NB trainers because they're clearly dad trainers, after seeing Chiles wear them on House of Games.

He was a miserable cunt all week, on that as well.

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EB in reply to @Ben689908

New Balance have always been a hard no from me. Massive Steve Jobs vibes shudders

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