I hate

People behaving in a considerate manner thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>

lest I be pinned in by someone who thinks moving their knees 2 inches to the side is ample room for an adult sized person to get past before the bus driver closes the doors again

I usually take this as tacit approval to get either my sizeable arse, or less sizeable crotch as close to their face as possible when squeezing past.

Graduate consultants.

Twats walking around town in shorts and flip flops when it's 7 degrees

Credit Card companies that email to say my statement will be available in the next 24 hours. Tell me when I can actually get the thing FFS!

Belated; drivers not using lights.

This morning there were points where the fog was probably <10m. Still you had people without any lights let alone fog lights.

Websites not loading and somehow blaming me for 'being offline'. That's funny youtube because every other website is loading fine so why is the page still saying I'm offline every time I press retry.

Turn your WiFi off and on again

America.

Had “Italian” last night that couldn’t resemble less of an actual fucking Italian meal if it tried.

Why do they cling to some 7th generation bullshit to belong to a culture they know zero about and have zero connection with. CUNTS.

Same with the "Oirish" of NY and Boston.

And don't get me started on those pesky Texans

“Sam Houston was Scottish so yeah we get the Scottish heritage”

Fuck off twats

Eurgh, totally this.

She's not your fucking nonna; her gran was born in Queens.

People on mobility scooters who let their dogs shit everywhere and don't pick up the shit, just mobility away like shit never happened.

These things.
Cordless vacuums.
Absolutely useless,rubbish.
This one lives at my partners house. It complains if it has to pick up anything heavier than hair or dust. The roller has to be cleared of hairs every other time you use it and it’s suction is so weak the filter has to be cleared just as often or the dust stays on the floor too. Bread crumbs just stay put until you pull the thing back for the next sweep at which point they are dragged back and find a home on a different kitchen floor tile.
This thing has been crap from new and in terms of relative value my ancient Henry is off-the-clock, through the dashboard, down the road, tangentially away from planet earth and scorching a path through the centre of the andromeda nebula.
Henry cost me 85 spondoolies thirty years ago. All things being equal whoever made this [watch]battery-powered gnats fart of an appliance should be paying my mortgage off.

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people who let dogs off the lead but leave the fucking lead on. seen so many cases of dogs running wild and free but with a lead still attached to the collar, is this a new thing ?
must be so annoying for the dog to have this thing around their necks continually tripping them up or snagging on something as they're tearing about

just take the goddam lead off

Lots of new (post pandemic) dog owners around. Perhaps they didn’t imagine those cute little pooches could, one day, be too strong for them.

I did the same when my dog was younger and we were working on her recall. It's useful as a bit of a safety net to allow you to grab/stand on the lead if they unexpectedly bolt whilst you're trying to get them used to walking nicely without being attached to you. Wouldn't do it long term though!

Bread crumbs just stay put until you pull the thing back for the next sweep at which point they are dragged back and find a home on a different kitchen floor tile.

Brilliant!

Parents during the school holidays who take their children, push chairs and paraphernalia on the tube during rush hour. What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

Ikr. Sounds like they just don’t understand how busy and important you are. Maybe if you hammered a frozen sausage into their child’s eyes they’d FUckInG UnDERstanD!!1!11!!

Trying to get somewhere using public transport?

Have you considered driving lessons?

push chairs and paraphernalia

These are pretty essential. Fuck carrying 15-20kg around in your arms all day.
Also those harness baby carriers are a con, not great for your back or hips

I love running peoples feet over on the train with the pushchair!
Its almost as fun as hitting cars parked on the pavement.