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Reminds me of a joke:
I was clearing out the loft of my old grandad and found a painting and a violin.
Took them to an antiques dealer to tell me if they are valuable.
He said "What you have here is a Picasso and a Stradivarius"
I asked if they are worth millions and he told me:
"They are worthless, Stradivarius was a shit painter and Picasso knew nothing about violins"
DethBeard
Don’t take nice watches to Timpsons.
It’s not what they are good at.
You should have seen the mess I made of mending a geezers shoes.