Epic WTF

There's a lot of the network where the Off Peak Single is priced very slightly below the Off Peak Return, for historic reasons explained here:

https://twitter.com/seatsixtyone/status/­1622335070903091201

Really interesting link. Last comment is encouraging (i.e. trialling a cheaper single marginally increased overall revenue).

Lidl American Week + Superbowl. Not too far fetched, if a total waste of plastic.

Snack helmet? Amateurs! You need this. A snack stadium.

nightmare to clean

The best though is still

Everybody knows the carrots and greens are going in the bin later, don't we?

Lol the broccoli.

I just assumed they were cheetos.

Look. Carrots and broccoli are there as a conveyance for sour cream dip and/or ranch dressing.

Cheetos go into their own bowl given their status of the king of snacks. Show some god damn respect you savages.

sour cream dip and/or ranch dressing

The guacamole that the pitch is made out of, I guess.

Guac is for tortilla chips. Maybe sourdough toast in a pinch.

Required sour cream dip quantities would overwhelm that particular stadium.

trash all that and just bring me enough buffalo chicken wings to stamp out avian flu.

American's love that stuff provided there's plenty of blue cheese dip next to it.

I hate blue cheese.

Blue cheese dip, however, is great with buffalo wings.

I ain't never seen a buffalo fly.

You're not wrong.

I ain't never seen a buffalo fly.

That's why we can eat their wings.

70 layer dip...

Snack for your average Bears fan.

There’s room in that for 100 - lacks ambition.

Space is for the vomit.

Core sample from a Mesopotamian cesspit.

Your imagination.
Really. :-)