The fall of the Tory party

'You're a plastic PM, with a bad Chancellor.
With us, it's a full time job.
Now behave yourselves.'

Sometimes I think I'm just living in an episode of The Thick Of It, but no, unfortunately this is reality.

And where the fuck is our Malcolm Fucking Tucker

As we both know no one will ever answer for the carry on

Definitely some form of social experiment

but anyway, cuba and vuvuzela am I right?

https://twitter.com/jamiesont/status/1621998048225247234

Amazing

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You need Jamie in situations like this.

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when a spad came out of their dark cave to tell Liz she needs to go resign right fucking now.

Quality response on the Twitter to the Truss piece

“Jesus Hoverboarding Christ; you were installed by 80,000 racists, got a three week pass because the Queen died and then did more damage to the economy than three years of COVID in 48 hours. And for this you get £115,000 a year FOREVER.

TAKE THE WIN, SHUT YOUR FACE AND FUCK OFF.“

did more damage to the economy than three years of COVID in 48 hours

bollocks

Truss is a trojan horse of noise that can tank Sunak even more. I guess that is how she is being weaponised here. She probably does believe herself to be a political mastermind at the same time.

"Left-wing economic establishment"

Is she referring to the lettuce?

TBF the headline is the Telegraph spinning, those words don't appear

A British newspaper with a misleading headline? Never

I’m sure she’ll be keen to correct this if she’s been misrepresented

So weird ... Like an alien who is trying to imagine what a human might say they do with their young children

Frankly his impersonation of someone who understands what an MP does is at least as bad as his feigned fatherhood.

Ugh, I'd forgotten about that. At least we can explain this article away as a manifestation of a public shame fetish.

Can we all imagine Truss saying them though? And then staring blankly ahead for five awkward seconds in complete silence? Yes, yes we can.

Or her Master demanding a bit more public humilation.

https://twitter.com/MrJonDePlume/status/1622001711043723264?t=qojnwvgtCKe2GmxY161mnw&s=08

Yes, humiliation is more like what I was going for, you're right. Either way, I'm in the market for a good laser surgeon to cauterise the synapses those thoughts are borne on.

Everyone’s having a crack at her!

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maybe everyone is to the left of her and her idealogies

51 minute Truss Spectator interview:
If anyone can stomach it. Spoiler: she says "pie" halfway through.

I usually hate to reference somebody's intelligence but I think it's got to the point that it's reasonable to suggest that there's a good chance she is actually quite thick.