Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Staff numbers have no bearing on call volume.

Call numbers should have a bearing on staff numbers but probably don’t which is why you are getting out on hold.

more meme pls

Automated messages need a methodology section

Next time my colleague is on the loo, i'm turning the ringtone all the way up to increase the volume of the calls she receives.

I have sort of cracked up at the customer call chat more that most memes (apart from snoopy one).

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......well, assuming a 'normal' distribution.......

You think there's something fishy about it?

very good

maybe have a nice cup of t and think it over

Maybe not, but i know which one i've got dibs on

Bike helmet looks tasty

Nice to meet a fellow Student of the statistical arts.

Good luck tomorrow, PhilDAS.

Did Toyota get the job?

'I Want to Break Free' (Queen) performed in North Korea:

https://youtu.be/jYvcdhCbzJw

Has North Korean looked any more attractive as a holiday destination.

Killing in the name of was good

https://twitter.com/EvaTrmx86qc7r/status/1622913307375030273

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For anybody wishing to roll their own in a similar vein, http://www.andreaplanet.com/andreamosaic/ is what I've used in the past.

Do you have to collect a thousand dickpics yourself before you can make a mosaic portrait for your favourite colleague or are they included as a template?

you have to take a thousand dickpics of yourself before you can make a mosaic portrait

Pretty sure there's some arses in there too, and some duplicates. Allegedly.