Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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bit close to the bone man

I experienced it and so should you, the only cycling I get nowadays is teaching my daughter to cycle round a car park!

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn7qxytANq2/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

..haha, love it 😅

Ogmios' gone commercial sellin' merch
https://youtu.be/YfHEeZxphwE

Edit: /s

Damn - the t-shirts in green have sold out already. Not begrudging Oggy earning himself a bit of coin.

Only 2 left in Large Black.

ogmios, my man

Awful design though

yeah the Buddha like figure doesn't really work. ogmios is still a boss though

this is a great thread. given me jokes today. only fair I contribute.

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Yep

Very much depends on what 'always' is, and the period of time used to determine the average.

You'd hope a maths person would understand that despite the funny tweet.

Yoda 😂

I must be missing something. The period of time used to determine the average is by definition a subset of "always".

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I suppose you could take the daily rate of calls calculated over a 24 hour period (say 1000 calls) then divide this by 24 to get an hourly average 41.6 per hour. If your line is actually only open 8 hours per day then you could claim to always experience an actual call volume (125 per hour) above the average .

That would be a clearly misleading misuse of the numbers but I’ve seen worse. But probably more likely that no one actually cares what the stupid message says.

BuT thEY nEVEr EveN SAy ‘higher volume of calls than average’. ‘Higher volume of calls than normal’ maybe.

If the company is growing it should always be gaining customers, common sense then dictates that the number of customers calling will always increase. Therefor they could always be busier than average. No?

Average number of calls per what; day, week, month etc etc.

What if some of your staff don’t turn up that day, the average changes again.