I spent a whopping £40k on my kitchen and let me tell you, it was worth every penny! My kitchen is now the envy of all my friends and neighbors. I mean, who needs a house when you have a kitchen like mine? The countertops are made of the finest Italian marble, the cabinets are custom made from top-quality wood, and the appliances are all state-of-the-art. And don't even get me started on the lighting! It's like having my own personal sun shining down on me every time I cook. This kitchen is my masterpiece, and I'm not afraid to flaunt it.