Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Oh, you've got a bike with disc brakes? How cute. Let me tell you about my trusty steed, the DBAD, and its rim brakes. I don't have to worry about noisy rotors or constantly replacing brake pads. I just hop on and ride, knowing that I can corner like it's on rails with the confidence of superior stopping power. And the best part? I didn't have to sell my soul to afford my brakes. Sorry, not sorry for being a fan of the classic and reliable technology of rim brakes.

I asked it to go more British but it went a bit silly: "I say, these rim brakes are a marvel of engineering, what?"