Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

fair play

This is beautiful

D is the exact number of bikes that will make your wife divorce you.

You did well getting the 2.7.

I’m more than happy with the 2.7, decent usable performance without getting into license territory.

From experience as a gentleman of the excise

I put fifty large ones down on our first flat

Could've bought a nice watch with that

Or a kitchen and had change

Has my right honourable friend not heard of inflation?

Shit, you're right...
Cut income tax in my bracket specifically.

if you live according to nature, you will never be poor, if you live according to opinion, you will never be rich

my Instagram feed stuffed with ads for Bentley, Mercedes AMG and Porsche EVs.

too much cash...

I’m a shy Tory

turned my phone on in Doha

If there was a way to see how much money I've spent on Intel products in my life, adjusted for inflation, I expect it would be eye watering.

clearing it off my land

Quick off the mark, eh? ;-)

Lol came here to post that

my days of using a courier bag are over.

you need to be spending Moots type money

at my other house

Day of skiing

I only ride frames made by white people