• Ninja edit wasn't enough to save me from a bollocking. I clicked the link, she walked past just as I was eyeing up the listing.... cue daggers and a stern "I will nut you, pal".

    It's not an abusive relationship, she's just Scottish.

  • Haha. It's good to know when the aggro is going to boil over. My wife has a twitch, where if she gets really mad, her left lower eye lid starts twitching inwards. If that happens I will literally run away

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