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Dear Mr Zahawi,
You were found in serious breach of the ministerial code. In view of this you have been dismissed as party chairman, had the whip withdrawn and have been expelled from the conservative party. You have fallen far short of the standards expected of you by your constituents and your colleagues.
Go fuck yourself,
Rishi.
PS as you paid your tax a bit late if your house ever catches light the Fire Brigade might take their time to arrive.We will also tell the Police,Ambulance etc to not do much to help you ever.
Why doesn't the letter say:
Dear Mr Zahawi,
You were found in serious breach of the ministerial code. In view of this you have been dismissed as party chairman, had the whip withdrawn and have been expelled from the conservative party. You have fallen far short of the standards expected of you by your constituents and your colleagues.
Go fuck yourself,
Rishi.