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So a million is Lots?

A tenner is lots when you have fuck all.

I'm reminded of this.

Tops!

How have I never seen that before?

Or more likely forgotten it.

You've looked at a Brazilian other web pages since you saw it?

The front page of tomorrow's telegraph is one of the worst ever printed. 'Andrew isn't a nonce because the bath might have been a bit small' . Eugh.

Looks like a vic and Bob sketch

This is funny silly things, right?

The subject is serious but this headline and subsequent take on his actions is ridiculous. And just look at the picture its strange even absured.
Wasn't trying to make light of the subject.

The family have even supplied the bath’s dimensions, revealing that the base of the tub measures 1,359mm by 380mm.

1359 x 380 square million sized bath sounds pretty big to me

You could have tons of sex in that bath. Doesn't even make sense.

Or rapes, I should say.

Average student debt in around 4 years

People at work use MM all the time. Maybe it's used to distinguish real money from financial services imaginary money?

And what is real money? Asking for a friend.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jan/29/risk-of-future-deaths-coroner-issues-rare-warning-to-health-secretary-over-hospitals-crisis?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Harrowing read. So much for 21st century.

Zahawi has been sacked.

Some very touching letters between him and Sunak to be published, I'm sure.

Why doesn't the letter say:

Dear Mr Zahawi,

You were found in serious breach of the ministerial code. In view of this you have been dismissed as party chairman, had the whip withdrawn and have been expelled from the conservative party. You have fallen far short of the standards expected of you by your constituents and your colleagues.

Go fuck yourself,

Rishi.

There must be tax skeletons across the entire cabinet, particularly Sunak and his Wife, both he and Hunt have refused to say if they have avoided tax in the past week.

Hard to be decisive in the issue from that position.

both he and Hunt have refused to say if they have avoided tax in the past week.

Didn't they come back and say they'd never paid HMRC penalties? I suppose that only says that they haven't been caught!

Sunak came back the same day saying he had never paid a penalty

A No 10 spokesperson has just released this statement to the media. "The prime minister has never paid a penalty to HMRC."