• Met a girl once who lived in Surrey Docks.

    She had a dead rat under her stairs that stank. She asked me over to get rid of it.

    This year we celebrate our Silver Wedding Anniversary!

  • That 1st line would make a great limerick. The rest needs some work!

    My experience with mice is that glue traps are most successful, but murdering lovely little mice is a tough gig.

    I took my kitchen apart 5 or 6 times to block up every tiny hole. I also stuck metal mesh air vent covers over the external air bricks.

    Good luck!

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